
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Bioshock
1960s sea explorer with Ayn Rand, except you never actually get to explore the sea. You just look out at it from a window sometimes.
You catch pokémon… on film.
Mass Effect 2: Mass Effect 3.
Bioshock: underwater drug addiction
Ultimate Werewolf: Your friends murder each other and you orchestrate it.
Final Fantasy VII: You pretend you’re someone else so people will like you
Team Fortress 2: You trade hats.





